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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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