Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.