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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮

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