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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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