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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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