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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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