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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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