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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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