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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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