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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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