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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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