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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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