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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Weasley eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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