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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡

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