Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.