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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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