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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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