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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦

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