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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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