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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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