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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻

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