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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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