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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Millie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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