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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Molly eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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