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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Pennywise eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

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