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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Kirk eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊

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