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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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