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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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