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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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