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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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