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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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