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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Smeagol eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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