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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Akira eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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