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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Trotsky eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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