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Pet death

My aunt Cecilia had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Spock eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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