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Apparitions?
My
step-auntie
Wilhelmina
saw the ghost of their deceased pet
mouse 🐁
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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Daisy
...Sparkles
...Wibble
Geoffrey
Bilbo
...Cuddles
Dexter
Ziggy
Tinkerbell
...Stink
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