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Apparitions?
My
step-auntie
Lillian
saw the ghost of their deceased pet
parakeet 🦜
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
...Cuddles
Ziggy
Minnie
Simpkins
Simba
Weasley
Coco
Geoffrey
...Snuffles
Dexter
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