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Pet squish

My step-auntie Darla dropped a barrel on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

mouse 🐁 snake 🐍 parakeet 🦜 monkey 🐒 guinea pig 🇬🇳 pug 🐶 gerbil 🐹 rock ⚫️ goldfish 🐠 kitten 🐱

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