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Pet squish

My aunt Doris dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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snake 🐍 parakeet 🦜 labrador 🐕 puppy 🐶 mouse 🐁 gerbil 🐹 poodle 🐩 goldfish 🐠 parrot 🦜 pony 🐴

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