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Pet squish
My
aunt
Doris
dropped
a gold ingot
on their pet
labrador 🐕
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
...Stink
Daenerys
Akira
Jenkins
Gus
Lola
Geoffrey
Jelly
...Snuffles
Toby
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