Sorry I'm late today

My bath …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

😶 attained sentience ☄️ got hit by a comet 👃 smelled absolutely foul 🌪 got caught in a tornado 🐍 was overrun by poisonous snakes ☣️ had a deadly virus outbreak 💋 had a suspicious lipstick stain 💥 got blown up 🔥 spontaneously caught fire 🎛 went into a quantum accelerator

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