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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
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attained sentience
☄️
got hit by a comet
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smelled absolutely foul
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got caught in a tornado
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was overrun by poisonous snakes
☣️
had a deadly virus outbreak
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had a suspicious lipstick stain
💥
got blown up
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spontaneously caught fire
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went into a quantum accelerator
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