Sorry I'm late today

My bath …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

🎛 went into a quantum accelerator 🌪 got caught in a tornado 🔥 spontaneously caught fire ➡️ had to be evacuated ☣️ had a deadly virus outbreak ☄️ got hit by a comet ⏱ got delayed 👃 smelled absolutely foul 🐍 was overrun by poisonous snakes 😶 attained sentience

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