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My taxi visited Buckingham Palace …

🏺 and met a mystical ancient relic 🦎 and met shapeshifting lizard-people πŸ— after a cheeky Nando's πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ with the president of the USA πŸ‡°πŸ‡΅ with North Korean secret agents πŸ’ and found true love 🎠 and met a runaway carousel horse 😎 with some very cool shades πŸ™ and needed counselling πŸ’© with unexpected diarrhoea
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