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My taxi visited Buckingham Palace …

πŸ”« with the army 🚻 and needed a wee 😬 and told the queen a really bad dad-joke 🐐 with a herd of stampeding goats πŸ’ƒ with the cast of Strictly Come Dancing πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ with the president of the USA 🏺 and met a mystical ancient relic ✨ and vanished πŸ¦† and met surprisingly aggressive ducks 🦎 and met shapeshifting lizard-people
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