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My taxi got caught in a tornado

🐐 in a herd of stampeding goats caused by a wibbly wobbly time vortex 🇰🇵 caused by North Korean secret agents 🔫 caused by the army 🇲🇽 in Mexico 🌇 in the big city 🅿️ in a multistorey car park 🇨🇩 in the Democratic Republic of the Congo 🎬 caused by a Michael Bay movie 😬 caused by a really bad dad-joke
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