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My taxi got caught in a tornado …

🎀 caused by a tone-deaf karaoke session πŸŒ‹ caused by EyjafjallajΓΆkull volcano 🎬 caused by a Michael Bay movie πŸ—Ό on the top of the Eiffel tower 🎠 caused by a runaway carousel horse πŸŒ‡ in the big city πŸ“Ί on live TV 🚾 in the office bathroom 🦈 containing bloodthirsty sharks πŸ’₯ and exploded
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