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😶 attained sentience 🌪 got caught in a tornado 💋 had a suspicious lipstick stain 🔥 spontaneously caught fire 🏌️‍ got hit by a stray golf ball got lost 🚧 crashed 🌶 overheated 💥 got blown up 🔮 saw the future
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