Sorry I'm late today

My laptop …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

🛰 had a GPS malfunction 👮 got in trouble with the law 💦 was suspiciously damp 🏌️‍ got hit by a stray golf ball 👇 fell 👅 got eaten 🌲 got stuck up a tree 🔒 couldn't be unlocked ☄️ got hit by a comet 🐍 was overrun by poisonous snakes

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