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💋 had a suspicious lipstick stain 🎛 went into a quantum accelerator 🏌️‍ got hit by a stray golf ball 🌲 got stuck up a tree 🛰 had a GPS malfunction 👾 got a virus 🎲 developed a gambling addiction got lost 🔒 couldn't be unlocked 😈 got stolen
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