Sorry I'm late today
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My laptop
…
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start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
🛰
had a GPS malfunction
👮
got in trouble with the law
💦
was suspiciously damp
🏌️
got hit by a stray golf ball
👇
fell
👅
got eaten
🌲
got stuck up a tree
🔒
couldn't be unlocked
☄️
got hit by a comet
🐍
was overrun by poisonous snakes
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