Sorry I'm late today

My laptop …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

💋 had a suspicious lipstick stain 🎛 went into a quantum accelerator 🏌️‍ got hit by a stray golf ball 🌲 got stuck up a tree 🛰 had a GPS malfunction 👾 got a virus 🎲 developed a gambling addiction ❓ got lost 🔒 couldn't be unlocked 😈 got stolen

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