Sorry I'm late today

My medication …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

🔥 spontaneously caught fire ✨ turned me into 💦 was suspiciously damp 😶 attained sentience ❌ was a fake 💥 got blown up ❓ got lost 🌲 got stuck up a tree 💋 had a suspicious lipstick stain 👅 got eaten

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