Sorry I'm late today

My medication …

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☄️ got hit by a comet 🌪 got caught in a tornado 👅 got eaten 💋 had a suspicious lipstick stain ⏱ got delayed 😶 attained sentience 🎁 got donated 🌲 got stuck up a tree ✨ turned me into 💥 got blown up

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