Sorry I'm late today

My medication …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

😈 got stolen ✨ turned me into 🌪 got caught in a tornado ❓ got lost 💦 was suspiciously damp 😶 attained sentience 👇 fell 🎛 went into a quantum accelerator ⏱ got delayed 🌲 got stuck up a tree

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