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🎛 went into a quantum accelerator 👮 got in trouble with the law 🏋️‍ was lifting weights 💐 had to buy some flowers got lost ⚡️ got struck by lightning 🏌️‍ got hit by a stray golf ball 🤰 became pregnant 🍔 stopped for lunch 🥄 found a rusty spoon
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