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My son

🤧 violently sneezed went skiing 🍻 got absolutely blind-drunk 🍌 slipped on a banana 🎣 went fishing 🏓 was playing ping pong 💌 got a love letter ☄️ got hit by a comet 🥉 won third place 🎓 had a graduation ceremony
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