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My neighbour's hamster
…
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start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
🐍
was overrun by poisonous snakes
🚧
crashed
🕳
fell down a hole
👾
got a virus
❌
was a fake
😶
attained sentience
👃
smelled absolutely foul
💁
was being fabulous
🌲
got stuck up a tree
🎫
went to an Ed Sheeran concert
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