Sorry I'm late today

My neighbour's hamster …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

🎁 got donated ☕️ had far too much coffee 🐍 was overrun by poisonous snakes 🚧 crashed ☄️ got hit by a comet 🤑 won the lottery 💋 had a suspicious lipstick stain 🎫 went to an Ed Sheeran concert 😈 got stolen 🌲 got stuck up a tree

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