Sorry I'm late today

My neighbour's hamster …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

🐍 was overrun by poisonous snakes 🚧 crashed 🕳 fell down a hole 👾 got a virus ❌ was a fake 😶 attained sentience 👃 smelled absolutely foul 💁 was being fabulous 🌲 got stuck up a tree 🎫 went to an Ed Sheeran concert

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