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😬 went to the dentist 🎛 went into a quantum accelerator 🌫 got confused in the fog 💨 suffered a severe flatulence incident 🤑 won the lottery 🍻 got absolutely blind-drunk 🎓 had a graduation ceremony 🎹 was learning to play the piano 🥉 won third place 👅 got eaten
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